Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
your dick doesn't do me any good in arizona
I just met his wife...she told me they have been having marriage problems and are spending his paychecks on marriage counseling...then she cried on my shoulder...NOW i feel like a bitch.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Ha, I bet. You tipped the waitress like 10 bucks for a glass of water.
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
Well puke fest 2014 just happened
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
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