im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
..Thats also how I think I got the lyrics from MIAs Paper Planes Sharpeed on my ass? Maybe.
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
He told me he had an exgf. and didnt follow up with"and now i like guys."
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
You realize that if you get murdered while we're talking, I'm gonna have to explain to your next of kin why the last thing on your phone is a picture of my boobs.
Last night I got drunk on margaritas at an Irish pub and came home with only one shoe. I have to get my shit together.
You really know how to show Monday who's boss.
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
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