All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
It has come to my attention that I should apologize for myself and my friends
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Just woke up. First thing I see: Little brother eating last night's jello shots thinking they're reg jello.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
Why would you waste your Ritalin on your children?
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
It's a shame, really, because he's got the cock of a horse... And the personality of dry toast.
She was sitting on the couch in his tux jacket...no pants, eating cold vegetable lasagna. Yet I'm the weirdo?
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