just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
OK...I gotta go get strawberry short cake cakes and knee pads
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
As I was throwing up blood I assured concerned onlookers that I had simply "eaten a lot of ketchup today"
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
I have a magical vagina and I can't deny it anymore
She used to be cute, back when we were young.
Oh well, so were platform jellies. Shit changes.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
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