I'm like a new puppy, everybody wants to touch me
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
He kept making me pretend I was his personal trainer. When I swallowed his cum he made me pretend I was drinking a protein shake. Thats actually what it tasted like.
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
I think I might be drunk enough to cut my own hair
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
You just want me for my pizza coupons and my penis.
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
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