Sometimes your consistent use of proper punctuation makes me nervous D:
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm a little nervous about this St. Patty's Day party. Seriously, we're still finding stuff from the Halloween party.
frozen drink friday is suspended until further notice
I'm wearing a shirt that says "birthday girls #1 homo" ...what has my life come to?
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
Beautiful fucking linguistics Shakespeare, but youre still not doing that to my face
Just puked off the 5th floor onto a car windshield. This is my life and I'm proud of it.
Wait, whatever happened to locking our vaginas in closets?
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
You're a waste of cheezeits
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