At a stoplight watching a woman push groceries in a stroller while dodging oncoming traffic... Reallllly Detroit?
4 words: hood of his car
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
Maybe its all the xanax she takes but she literally has NO shame
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
We can talk about your dick in my throat after a decision is made, this is my hair we're talking about. .. shit's important.
We can't go back there. Ever. No context required, just know it's true.
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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