Dual....:-)
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
Smoked a topless bowl this morning. For International Women's Day. Quite liberating.
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Chilling on my porch debating between pre work drinking or video games and getting high.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
But seriously like how many girls do you know that will do that on the first date?
One?
ONE! And it was was glorious!
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