Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
it glows. i had to have it.
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
You picked up her frozen vom puddle and threw it like a frisbee.
I have a kicked-out-of-multiple-bars level hangover today
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
Every bathroom has like throw up and like bagels in it. Richie didn't even have bagels.
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
If you're going to do that you're going to need a pleather suit.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
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