i'm in his phone as sushi coochie
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Things you owe me: a sober apology, $12, the removal of bbq sauce from my doorknob
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I mean, we do coke and have sex occasionally...I wouldn't call that a relationship.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
I had her buy me a cock ring, so we might test that out. We are presently playing yahtzee.
Cock rings and yahtzee. Like peanut butter and jelly.
... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
i may or may not have bought a plane ticket for a russian cam girl to fly here. also, can you spot me $300 on rent?
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
It's not my fault you decided to fall in love with a Frodo Baggins lookalike
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