She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
I don't even have to turn the heat on in my car. Just fart the whole way home.
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
I had to have the lights off to hide my face. I was laughing so hard I almost peed in her mouth
He went into the alley to piss and came back a minute later with a case of Bud Select. I'm speechless.
She gave me a foot massage while her friend rode me. Your gf puked into the oscolating fan. How were our nites alike?
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
Build a thousand brigdes, lick one butthole. What am I remembered for? Buttholelicking.
You didn't try to help me when I fell on the dance floor. She brought me cupcakes. You're a shitty friend, suck your own dick.
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I think I almost ran over some kid I went to high school with. Guilt factor: moderate to low.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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