The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
Its about making memories worth repressing
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
Honestly, I don't care whether it was a guy or a girl. Best blowjob ever.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
Aaaaand that would be the most of my hand I've ever fit into a vagina before.
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
We were talking about threesomes when she went to say who she would have as her third. She did not get to finish her sentence because her bf already said my name.My sheer presence destroys relationships.
do you remember the random banging on my door at 3 am wearing 2 budlight cases as a dress
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
.......The other day I peed on him in the shower....he was trying to touch my boobs and I wanted my space.
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
dude, next time you say lets go on an adventure, tell me if there are going to be psychotrophics involved before hand.
drunkkkkk be here I heart you
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