Teenaged girls are God's best work and the Devil's best tool. Remember that my friend.
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
I just used a tire swing as a toilet. I think I'm gonna pass out here so I can see the look on the first kid who uses it in the morning.
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
I really wanna know when trying to grow up turned into try not to throw up.
You were running around waving the flier in everyone's face and thats how we ended up in a church eating free breakfast tacos at 3 am
Right. Will do. I'll call you if I need a ride. (that is a double meaning, go with it.)
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
How was jagerbomb pong?
It was like communism. Great in theory. Terrible when put into practice
He fucked me while I was smoking his blunt. His apartment was trashed and he drives a van that looks like it’s been hit by a train but still 10/10 would fuck again.
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