So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
well apperantly i passed out on the stairs shouting "victory".
Standing on the street at 6am in Hong Kong drinking beer. Watching all the hookers do the walk of shame from our hotel. How did I get here? Maybe all my bad choices in my life were really good ones?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
It's funny to me the only time that you clean up is when your weed delivery man is on the way.
Please let me buy the coffee, all my assets are in starbucks gift cards
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
The last thing I remember is being given a cup full of absinthe and deciding I needed to wear my tool belt
You were returned to the hotel by someone wearing a priest costume and carrying knives.
I must be pretty memorable. I was walking past this dude and he goes "There's the Scotch Girl." I have ZERO clue who he is, but I'm definitely the Scotch Girl.
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