Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
I thought the fact that I took home a 42 year old with 3 kids would excuse my tardiness this morning because my boss is also 42 and has 3 kids. Boy was I wrong.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
The only people who will bring me pizza or tacos want a commitment and I'm hungry for food not their love.
We need to get me chipped asap
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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