How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
people will do anything to get on MTV. like get pregnant.
she was screaming in french about how classy it was to be drinking wine. oh... she was drinking it out of the bottle. with a beer in her other hand while throwing up.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
Cancel that soberness update. I just almost fell down in the security line
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
Oh I woke up in my neighbors garage using one of their sleeping bags, as my neighbor was doing laundry in there.
We learned a lot about one another. I showed him around the town I grew up in and he informed me that he has had a threesome and killed a cat
I really appreciate you taking the time to blur out my excessive boob cleavage for instagram
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
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