I forgot to tell you. I'm at a porno shoot today.
I don't think brook has ever known best
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
It's not kidnapping if it's romantic
i don't understand how she was down there for so long, she's like a mermaid, a blowjob giving mermaid.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
I need moral support for this bender
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
We woke up on vday and got high and played frisbee in our living room for a couple hours and then had sex. It was probably the most romantic valentine's day i've ever had
I'm crying watching Rihanna at the VMAs. Periods are a bitch
she went outside...danced, got some snow, and put cherry vodka in it. she was so proud of herself.
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