We need to either start getting drunk more often or one of us need to start doin drugs
Wtf? Why?
I want awesome conversations to show the world.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
The bartender gave me the kids toys. Paddle ball & a gecko.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
Don't pretend like we're functional. We're gonna discuss this drunkenly via text the way serious conversations should take place.
Hahaha it was a great moment in my life. This must be what post child birth feels like, given you don't get a combined asshole/ vagina
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
My day in three words: secret purse cake
Stay strong! Remember we're too uncoordinated to be strippers to make money instead of being a nurse
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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