I need to have sex with someone before he does. I need to win this break up!
home. puking in laundry basket.
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
just saw someone whip out a flask during lecture... I think I found a study partner
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
We pretended the crowd cheering the Thunder's win was cheering for us while we had sex on the couch.
I didnt realize how badly my legs were scratched up from power-fucking him in the bushes until kate dumped a bottle of vodka on me. that shit burnedddd
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
You forgot the part where I played Slip and Slide with my own puke and fucked up my knee.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
Come get your pancakes and take a nap in my boobs.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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