I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
i was blowing him and "what if god was one of us" came on his playlist. I had to leave
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
You need to come back and get me. This is not a jersey shore party and he is not dressed as Pauly D and I am about one shot away from hooking up with a real fist pumping Guido.
Shaking her cervix like it's the hottest ticket around
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
No. I'm wrapped up in my sheets like a burrito. Carry me
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Is it weird that I'm looking up pubic hairstyles?
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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