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I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
I asked her if she had any t-shirts of bands that didn't suck. I got a Sublime shirt and my answer.
Sam from lord of the rings is 10 yards away from me, i am creaming myself.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
He was dressed as ron burgundy and his pickup line was "dont worry, i wont make you jump in a bear pit."
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
Ive decided to see your threat against my life as you flirting
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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