I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
i told my grandma i broke up with my boyfriend. her reply " you need to play the field more anyway"
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Well, we won the drunk before noon contest!
Remember that whole "don't let me drink" thing? We should really start sticking to that.
So I'm getting really old. I feel asleep for a booty call that I initiated. The struggle is real.
She's eating hot cheetos out of the bag with chopsticks, Matt, how is she NOT my soulmate?
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
Pooping to opera.
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