dude, despite what happened last night, I'm not gay
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
you started crying about dinosaurs being extinct
that's why i woke up holding that dina girls hand
she's a dina-saur
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
Reggie can tackle my bush.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
I just recorded myself pooping, then uploaded to google drive, then connected to my pc through teamviewer then downloaded it, then played it to the living room while still pooping. God I love the internet.
Should I go bust a nut on the beach
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
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