no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
Just grabbed my laptop and a beer to take a shit. Mom gave me a look of disgust. I miss college.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
I knocked myself out momentarily last night when I fell and hit my head off of my jewelry box while trying to take his pants off... while he was passed out.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
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