His little brother walked in on us. Six times.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
What I thought it would be sexy pouring melted chocolate down here chest, ended up in second degree burns. Hot food and sex do not mix.
The only reason I give him head is because I know i'll get a back rub.
wow.
But it's a REALLY good back rub.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
Sorry was covered in semen when you texted me. Just walking back from the Harvard Club
All you needed to say was one of those sentences and the other would've been implied.
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
Have you ever realized how weird it is to think that you've fucked someone and don't know what their handwriting looks like?
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