Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
watching "look who's talking now." getting choked up at the end when they find each other at the cabin
doesn't that movie star kirstie alley and have talking dogs in it? new low...even for you
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
If it was designed to hold water, it was designer to hold wine
Since i didn't have a condom I told him to use jump ship method, I think I was overly invested in my sailor costume this year.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
Bring one of those heart stabber things in case you go into shock. I'll jab you.
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I just got a text from a guy. The python is ours if we want.
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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