I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
I'm tempted to see how fat I can get before he leaves me. It's obvious we're playing a game of chicken here.
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
This taxi driver is not happy I am in drag
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
Just cropdusted a little kid that wouldn't get out of my way in Kroger. Welcome to the real world bitch.
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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