People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Went to mcdonalds... Wishing I could throw up the last 20 hours of my life.
She was the most uninteresting drunk I've met
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
When you gave the girl your number the fat girl was like "take mine....here please take mine"
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
All you need to know is that isn't jizz
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
I woke up handcuffed to a bed wearing nothing but an army belt. Does this count as thanking our country?
Randomize
