Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
she said, "is it ok if I touch it?" that's when I knew I was in trouble... I knew she was a virgin but seriously..
Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
Blonde girl lying face-down, passed out next to my bed, walls are covered in guacamole. College is looking excellent.
Get you some cowboy.
In that sentence you are the cowboy. That is not saying you should get a cowboy for yourself.
I'm supposed to be maturing, but no instead I'll be shitting my pants in Delaware for my 30th.
Hahahaha nah you won't shit your pants - but you will fully try mushrooms.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Fucking that physical therapist guy was the best decision I ever made.
I've never been so tempted to check my phone during sex in my life.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Today's goals: get day drunk then sober up in time for the walking dead tonight.
I've pulled 4 ticks off of me. This is the last time I suck dick in the wild.
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
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