Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Dont even try and act like it wasn't you who made the sex tape of my dogs.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
She stared for a good 10 seconds before calling my dick "awe-inspiring", and then proceded to give me blueballs. All in all the ego boost made my night break even
I left him a voicemail saying i went through with the abortion and he texts me back one thing... the bbm "phew" face. really?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
Want to come over and dangle your tits on top of me like a skewer?
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