i just googled 'classy porn'. high, low, i dunno i just got bored of cum shots.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
Swine flu is the new snow day.
and i looked up. we had an audience...
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
he said it was like fucking a big sack of slut potatoes
no. you're not making a beach trip out of my abortion.
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
we need to find an occasion to wear tutus
Its a little weird going to a wedding where I've screwed the bride and my wife has screwed the groom. Great wedding though.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
Can you please venmo me emergency money? i have no pants.
I REALLY NEED TO STOP CELEBRATING THAT FUCKING HOLIDAY
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