I used a bag of wine as a pillow last night.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
the plan is to continue having sex with all three of them until my birthday, and then once they've given me their presents, they can find out about each other.
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
Hurry up. Some creepy guy with a "God is vengeful" flyer is asking where I wanna go most today. I think he's going to chop me into pieces.
He shoved his balls through an egg carton and showed us a picture. They were surprisingly egg-like.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
he would NOT stop making out with my stomach! creeeeeepy
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