I'm cheating on the girl I'm cheating on my girlfriend with
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I'm bakin' bread in my pussy!
What?
I have a yeast infection.
btw good call for not making out for a pitcher of vodka, this hangover is bad enough
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Learn from my mistakes, you naive soul: Gay love triangles are just as dangerous as straight love triangles.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
I have no regard for my liver, you should know this.
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