her vagine was all disorganized.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
It's official drugs can't kill me
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
What part of drinking with my mom makes you think i'd get naked
All of it
The only math I use in every day life is figuring out how much I can spend on alcohol and still have money to pay my bills. High school lied to us.
I mean I puked all over three separate towns last night and I still think you're the one who should reevaluate their life.
5 minutes Isn't even long enough to bring me even close to an orgasm. How selfish. Think about baseball and fuck me you idiot.
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
Randomize
