I'm sad I can't be there is wknd, I'm laying on the beach and daydreaming of you / crying a bit
I'm watching a porn and daydreaming of you. Sounds like we both need Kleenex
Ironically her ferret's toys look like her sex toys.....this is a whole new level of kinky for me
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
At least his std test came back clean, gotta look at the positives here
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
i feel like if my pee,blood, or vomit is on it...it should belong to me by default. can we make that a rule?
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize
