The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
I don't even want to think what you did to boys being that drunk and horny.
Then I wouldn't suggest looking at the pictures from last night.
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
Although, to be fair, I am both willing and going to lick marshmallow fluff off of your dick.
The stripper just invited me to take shots with him out at his car after he gets off stage.. I mean why not? I've already seen everything he's got and it'll be easy to get him naked.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Also. When I die, I'm gonna have them put me in the casket naked and then have an open casket funeral. That will be my last chance to make people uncomfortable.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
Come over. Bring cocaine. And my t shirt with the dolphin on it.
Not sure when or why this happened but I just stopped giving a shit about everything
I NEED A MOM FRIEND. NOW.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
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