Ryan Reynolds porn could be a WMD. Have a giant TV on the front of your tank, and just drive around playing it. Everyone dies of orgasm overload.
That's it. Iraq is done. Everyone dies, game over man.
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
Three things I need a picture of: your friend, your bong, and your dick.
Exactly. So you're exempt under the "I can't just fuck her to make it go away" clause of 2010.
Well the streets were closed, so it was okay for me to just lay down for a little bit.
so when our kids ask "when did you know you loved mommy?" you're gonna say "when she sent me emoticons about slobbing on my knob?"
I love you. We're gonna celebrate your 21st by putting people in duct tape bikinis and pushing them down tequila slip and slides
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
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