she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
eye of the tiger was playing while i pooped... it totally helped.
how come everytime i call mom shes doing tequila shots
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
Seriously, in what other class can the final major discussion be what bar you're going to with your prof?
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You were so drunk last night you left the bar to go buy a razor so you could go home with him
Did I leave the house with out a shirt or socks?
Yea, you said you didn't need them cause she was going to take them off anyways and that it would "save time".
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
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