you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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