Loo but I'm already drunk TINIGHT! CAPS ATTACK
I feel like our bond as friends is a lot stronger now that I've talked to you on the phone while having sex.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
She says she'll teach me how to make her squirt tonight so yea, I'm bailing again. I'm not sayin sorry since you don't have a better offer.
does the girl puking in my garbage belong to you?
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
This dude has batman tighty whities on over his cargo pants and he has the nerve to yell "fuck you bitch" up at my window.
I'm serious-it was like trying to deep-throat a minivan.
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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