let's makeout let's makeout let's make out let's make out
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
As long as I don't spend the half the week passed out/fucked up on Klonopin and no one dies, this will be the best week I've had all semester.
She told me that for every Ravens touchdown, I'd get to come once.
Marry her. Marry her now. I'll help you steal the ring.
Less than a month to graduation and I'm still blacking out on the reg tonguing down the closest breathing organism preferably with a penis but I'm flexible, and still havent figured out how to be functional on Fridays. WHY don't they teach us valuable shit at this institution!?
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
Just an FYI i'm going to get drunk as shit while you are on duty and attempt to not fall into the bathtub again.
Rodger that.
11% beer and firearms, what could possibly go wrong?
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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