I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
You NEED to get fingered by a violinist. He used his left hand and make me cum, he's RIGHT handed.
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
The problem with never associating with your roommate is that you never know if they're dead in their room with the door closed or just gone for the weekend...I sprayed some febreeze just in case.
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Doesn't matter if you work at a funeral home. If the boss says get a keg, you get a keg.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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