i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
It felt as i were a pad of butter melting onto a piece of toast.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
i knew it was love when she pulled a beer out from between her boobs and offered it to me
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
Normally, it will inspire me to work. Today, it's inspiring me to masturbate.
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
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