Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
there was 'chicken suit porn' in my search history.......also 'scuba diving porn'
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Also, I wish we had magnetic nipple rings and our boobs stuck together.
I need to find a more reliable booty-call so I can start dating people and take it slow.
For some reason drunk me always leaves sober me a banana in the morning.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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