If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
If i see another girl turn you down you should either turn gay or just kill yourself
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
theres always time to masturbate. my grandpa taught me that.
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
it's like russian roulette but with a penis
So roofie roulette was a success but I'm a little worried that the 2 who got the tainted beer still haven't contacted anyone...
That sucks about the drama. But hey, it's always a good day when you see someone get tazed!
I was told my cock was a religious experience.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
Last night at a party someone grabbed my ass so I just fucking punched them in the face then went home and ate a frozen pizza
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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