they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I'm sober enough to realize she looks like a man, but drunk enough to do it anyways
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Emergency thong? Check! Suspension bondage is a go!
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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