I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
When you started Hi-fiving people I knew u were fucking gone. You slapped some dude on the shoulder when he wouldn't hi-five you and he asked if he even knew you
The toilet started ringing, I think I just found your phone.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
One of the guys I danced with wanted to give me his number so I convinced him I had a photographic memory and that I would remember it.
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
that is terrible, if I can't drink Gatorade when I'm hungover I don't wanna live in this world. that's like denying wild rams to run free in the wild and frolic
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
She said she was hoping I'd be hotter. I told her I didn't see anybody standing in line to titty fuck her either. She was a great kisser.
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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