doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
imagine if the morning after your status automatically updated with the name of the person you hooked up with
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
Fist pumping is hard when country music is playing FYI but I am committed
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
It's like I opened a door and behind it lay mythical creatures sprinklin fairy dust upon the land leading me to a pot of gold. And that gold is some delicious cock.
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
The thing about pooping in the woods during hunting season is you never know if someone's watching you.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
Slept in and having coffee. No sounds of whipping and no veiny dildos next to me. This is good. How's your mornin?
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