I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
he had his head down and said he was listening for the buffalo, he had to still be drunk.
I made him hve sex with me in the elevator so that I could put my finger down in never have I ever.
karaoke mosh pit has descended into fisticuffs, send backup
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
do you know how much drugs we can buy now that you got that raise at work
I'm pretty sure at any given moment you could wring out my liver and get a couple of shots of jäger.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
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