Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I just realized this is gonna be the last time that I'm high in my childhood home. I'm kinda sad. I'm really high..
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Good morning! So would you prefer me to show up kind of late or on time but looking like I got chewed up and spat out by an episode of Buffy the Vampire Slayer?
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
We were having margaritas and I was saying "back when I was drinking..." They looked all confused. Then I realized "holy shit they think THIS is drinking?"
Uhhh...I just found your 10 dollar bill in my bra. I owe you 10 dollars.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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