Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I think I'm getting too used to throwing up in the reception trash can. It doesn't even phase me anymore
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
The Russian stripper asked if I like foreign girls. I told her I absolutely fucking hate accents. Most awkward 7 minutes ever
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I didn't want to hook up with him so I just jumped out of bed, yelled "I don't even believe in god!" and ran out of the room
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
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