The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
i broke up with my boyfriend last night because i had to eat a freezy pop in every color and he ate the last blue one. i sat on the floor and cried for an hour at least. everyone left. so i decided that this whole weed thing isnt really healthy for my relationships.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
Finding out he was uncircumcised by feeling his foreskin in my mouth was NOT ideal. New rule. Lights ALWAYS on.
I seriously think the toilet is the cleanest thing in their house. At least if I have to worry its not about that.
My arms are hairy. And so Is my left leg. Just my left leg, the right is smooth.
So I got lost trying to find you guys and ended up proposing to a bride in a bachelorette party with a condom.
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
You tried to steal my pants at 3am saying they were yours and somebody was gonna die, not cool dude
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
I tried to get more sleep but the universe decided I needed a drunken freshman instead
Masturbating to the DNC live stream. Not my proudest moment
I’m planning a Pharmasutra for the first night after the pandemic ends
Pharmasutra?
Me + Chris + cocktails + viagra = night of orgasms
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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