How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I was so drunk last night that I went into my 15 year old sisters room to have her peer edit the drunk texts I was sending to my ex.
Julian told me all the fish in his pond died and he didn't know when or how. I didn't have the heart to tell him he drunkenly peed in the pond on Saturday as everyone cheered him on.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
How was your weekend?
The sex was so good. It hurts to exist.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
I need to stop ravaging the freshman dorm like a virginity-snatching dragon.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
Pro: Drunk Portland Strip Club. Con: Monday morning hangover at work. Pro: boobs. Con: Sleep deprivation. The Pro's are winning.
I would agree. Add some coffee to the booze. It will cut down on sleep deprivation.
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
Too bad pet owners lack respect for my training in ancient Buddhist and holistic rehab therapies.
I'm not sure the Buddhist consider pot brownies holistic rehab therapy
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
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