you turned your livingroom into a bong?
Great, now everyone thinks I've had giraffe semen in me
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
My phone really needs to stop auto correcting "library" to "ovary".
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
Doing shrooms is fine until you get raped by curtains
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
he literally walked in took a shit and left ringing the 'great service' bell on the way out.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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