Never drink rum straight from the bottle, even if people say it'll make you a pirate. It won't: it'll make you a bumbling shitfaced idiot who just drank rum straight from the bottle.
i just used my scantron for my final to make paper shotglasses. i'd say i passed in flying colors.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
everytime someone would look at you, you started to try and deep throat your beer bottle.
A beer fell out of the case, hit the ground and started spraying. He's a pro. He grabbed it and shotgunned it while still holding the case.
Just did ten shots in 8.34 minutes........ Slowly getting over the loss
Chugged a beer while being walked to the bathroom by campus police to pour the beers out.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
if he becomes president of the united states, I will tell EVERYONE that i took his virginity.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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