someone get that fucking seahorse.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
My vagina hasn't been this smooth since I was 8. I better get laid tonight.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
His bookmark is a piece of toilet paper. No shame there.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Tent sex on an air mattress requires balance and flexibility. Not for the faint of heart
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
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