I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
My rats are drinking wine. I am drinking with rats. God i am so alone.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
I was worried he'd break you after the hiatus your lady parts had to take from social interaction.
It's pizza for people who hate themselves. I rang the place up once i'd finished and told them if i was on death row it would be my last meal because by the time i'd got half way through it I would be begging to die.
But then I ordered two more because it was 2-4-1 and my life is a mess
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Randomize
