So I pulled my t-shirt down, pushed my boobs up and marched right into that church!
Kay wants to put chicklets in our cooters to make beavers and take pix captioned Got Wood? Taking public transit does scary things to her.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
I have tardy slips. and absent slips if you don't show up to the bar. and trust me, if you are absent there will be a saturday school. I'm teaching you how to drink tonight.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.
I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
All I've done today is make sangria and wonder what the hell I'm doing with my life.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
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